Salty dogs and land sharks! This be yer honourable Dock-Side Travel Agent. Visit out shop, a tour service you can trust, with sea shanties and sounds of the oceans. All are welcome into ourDisclaimer: Pirate cruises are not responsible for scurvy, gangrene, shark bites, siege or imprisonment. Land lubbers must choose their preferred method of limb replacement (hook or peg) before boarding.
Den... Shop... Let one of our bucky-neers assist you with your travel plans, with many a fine location in our wondrous Boomtown and beyond. Guaranteed to point ya in the right direction...maybe.
Thomas Crook ‘Home for destitute Pirates’. Where once stood the proud travel agent Thomas Crook, run by the renegade crew of the Jolly Dodger, now stands a dilapidated building, a last resort, a safe haven for the few pirates that remain. Growing pressures from Bang Hai, a mutiny, and a minor indiscretion at The Bank did not benefit them as much as hoped... But, never fear, all is not lost! Where there’s a pirate, there’s a way!
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Notable Pirates Edit
- ↑ https://www.facebook.com/pg/ThomasCrookpirates/about
- ↑ Chapter 7 Programme Guide Book
- ↑ Chapter 8 Programme Guide Book
- ↑ https://www.boomtownfair.co.uk
- ↑ https://www.facebook.com/ThomasCrookpirates/photos/a.1720200884896638/2320035431579844/?type=3&theater